HELP!!! (Fun way to get kids to clean, for parents)

Calling all people! I need some help, here! My personal secret agent, Macy, has detected tiny bugs called Elmaticapi (Elmaticapy, for non-plural) on most household objects such as vases, tables, dishes, and lamps! These are very deadly bugs. They may be so tiny that you can't see them, but their brains and power are as big as an elephant! If you don't clean these up soon with a rag, they might spread across the world! Make sure to wear gloves, because if you touch them, you will become very sick.

                                                                         Sincerely,
                                                                                Reese <3